Welcome to DUSKupdate 3. This issue will cover many issues, such as: peanut butter.

What the band accomplished during the month of December 95:
          We played in five hockey games and held a record of 4-1, though the loss against Greece was a tough one. There were several trips to McDonald's during the month, and even a day when the band SAT in the McDonald's (Munch Munch) and enjoyed some tasty grease. Ben(Moron) forgot his Star-Spangled Banner so Dave took him to Josh's to get it. Of course, we didn't play it that day anyway. (Houston we have a problem!)Also, power was lost for a few scary moments on Dec. 22 when we realized our Christmas tree lights were no longer illuminated(big word!) and we called Mr. Dahlin to take care of the situation. "What seems to be the problem, gentlemen?" As Ben plugged the power back in, it was realized at that very moment in time that the band DUSK is actually just a bunch of retards.(see:poopy heads) Another scene of conflict between band vs. Law enforcement occurred in Rome when officer Kruskee asked if we were playing at the next game, and when told we weren't he said, "Good, I thought I'd have to ask you to get a permit for the loud music." Almost another score for DUSK.(Houston, we have a bit of a problemo)

Summary of band members:

VASSELLI:
        Where to begin, where to begin? I guess I could go on forever, so I will. But seriously, Vasselli is like a jar of Peanut Butter: You never know if things could get crunchy. To his failure, Vasselli only made 60% of the games that the band played at, but did get 2nd place in the Great Northern Ice Fishing Competition held at Boonville every entire month of December and January. Fishin' Partner. FP. But enough paper on Vasselli, it's time to rip on Mroz. Vasselli is a good kid.(somewhat.)

THE DOCTOR
          Zormer did an excellent job of playing for two people this month. Mroz is like a jar of Peanut Butter. You never know how smooth and tasty it might be. We almost killed Jon's lip at the Canton game, but the fun of the game made up for it. He did a fine job of trumpeting in DUSK during December '95, and we'll look forward to seeing him in the new year.

ADAMS
          Our trombonest got in quite the fisticuffs during the Proctor game, but like everyone else it was just because he

saw so much fighting on the ice.(Houston, we seem to have what is known as a problem to most people). He returned to DUSK during the 3rd period, and Jon(not John, as he claims it should be spelled) did great for us. His reluctance to play in Rome was overcome when he realized we were going to McDonald's before the game.(Munch Munch). Adams is like a jar of Peanut Butter. Until you taste it, you never know if it's Peter Pan or Skippy. He should welcome in the new year quite nicely, if you know what I mean.(Hello!)

BEN JAMIN'
          Peanut Butter to the fifth power. Ben's help in the band has been greatly appreciated all year and his sound expertise makes him now 1st-in-command of sound equiptment. It is very exciting to have him in the band and his craziness gave him courage to plead Clinically Peanut Butter Insane for the whole DUSKstock madness. Ben is like a jar of Peanut Butter.

CRASH STEVENS
          What more can be said of a man who stays up weeks at a time just to get in an extra DUSK arrangement? Kevin's sax playing in the band adds a lot and it is very fun to listen to.(Houston!?) Kevin is like a jar of Peanut Butter. You never know how hard it is to open up a new jar until you try to twist it.

JD(What's up now, shawn?)
          Josh Dahlin. That kid is a loser. But his New Year's Resolution is not to be so much of a loser. We wish him luck. Josh has been a great fill-in drummer for DUSK as we await a real drummer that can actually play his instrument. Josh has helped the band and me in countless ways and I can't thank him enough for the great work he does. He played some great solos during the month of December, and they may get even better in January, if he stops being such a loser. Josh is not like a jar of Peanut Butter, and he dislikes Food Club and Peter Pan. His favorite Peanut Butter-related instrument is a knife and some rope.

NABS
          I feel awkward writing about myself, but I do want to say that I enjoy being the head writer with Kevin by my side and Younger as my chief engineer. DUSK would not have new songs if it wasn't for them. And I also thank the rest of the band, especially including my partner, Josh Dahlin. This band would not be DUSK without them. Now for some fun.

          The news really has already been printed within the summaries, but it is important that we all know, and not just Josh and I, the news sweeping the town about DUSK.

          First of all, our new schedule consists of such:
Wednesday, January 3- 7:30pm in New Hartford
Friday, January 5- 7:30pm in Clinton vs. IHC
Saturday, January 6- probably in Hamilton for Colgate game.
Tuesday, January 9- 7:30pm in Clinton vs. RCH

          On New Year's Day, we were asked to play at Steve Desjardin's graduation party. The party is(I believe) June 22, 1996. We are not using the band but probably being DJ's. We won't need the whole band there necessarily, but anyone is welcome. Money hasn't really been made official but it will go in DUSK account.

          I know you've waited a month for this, so here are the DUSK trivia answers, plus enjoy January's installment.

1.True
2.False
3.Who knows?????????
4.False
5.False
6.True when there is a vernal equinox and your Uncle Jim's roommate from his 5th semester in college has a wife named Angie and a daughter named Mary who are both ironing their clothes while they watch a rerun of Santa Barbara.