Welcome to the fifth DUSKupdate. The month of March was very exciting for DUSK, playing for Liz Dole, winning a state championship with the hockey team only a week later, and holding a very disorganized recording session. We played the Top 25, but it was actually 26 at first and ended up being 24 or 23 or something. James Vasselli became the treasurer and Parucki got hooked into the internet. JD and KG, nothing but. Barnaba had a high LBT level for what seemed like the entire month. Oh well..
O  L  D      T  R  I  V  I  A
-It was recently brought to Crash and Switch's attention that the 3rd handbook's trivia were not answered in last month's edition. We will now answer the 3rd, and then the 4th's, trivia questions. Make the popcorn...
3rd:
1. Good question sometimes.
2. He claims he doesn't, but I think he counts sheep.
3. Yes.
4. No, 4.
5. Yes.
6. Ella Big Time.
4th:
1. No
2. Skippy
3. 10.95
4. 75 hours per week.
5. See second handbook.
6. Billy-Billiam
7. Total.
8. Loser Big Time
N  E  W      T  R  I  V  I  A
1. How many French Hornists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. What is the most common thing about the trombonests?
3. the Trumpets?
4. Does Crash spend ALL his time on his new computer, or just close?
5. What is Barnaba's LBT hydraulic pressure reading?
6. Is Josh Dahlin a loser complete, or just close?
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B  L  O  O  D      L  B  T      L  E  V  E  L  S       O  F      M  E  M  B  E  R  S
1)Vasselli-130% normal, 189% when trying to fit in.
2)Doctor-104% normal, 107% when trying to hit the high notes.
3)Schlist-109% normal, 257% when around Ben Young.
4)Young-190% normal, 391.4% when playing with peanut butter and with the hair and the blood tranfusion.
5)Parucki-135% normal, 179% when logging on.
6)Dahlin-169% normal, 731.7% when mentioning KG in a sentence.
7)Barnaba-168.9% normal, 245% when around JD.
D  A  T  E  S
Here is the newest schedule:
-Wed May 29-Battle of the Bands
-Sat June 1-KAC Run
-Thur June 13-Torch, Rt.5. 2-4pm not confirmed.
-Sat June 22-Desjardins grad party. DJ, no band.
-Thur June 27-Ray Meyer Pig Roast?or July 11.
-Thur July 4-Forth of July Parade.
-Thur July 11-Ray Meyer Pig Roast?or June 27.
-Tues July 23-Concert at the Green, 7-9pm.
B  A  N  D      M  E  M  B  E  R      O  F      T  H  E      M  O  N  T  H
-Our newest feature is known as the band member of the month, give into the band member of DUSK who, thoughout the month shows courage, self-esteem, integrity, and an uncanny knack for identifying peanut butter jars. This month, JAMES VASSELLI has won the award. Congrats, James!
          James, a member since November of 1994, was originally a temporary replacement for Zorm, but he had no friends and we felt bad for him so we kept him in the band. Outside of the band, James is an avid reader and also loves to play nintendo with his step-dad. "It relaxes me", says the stellar Vasselli. He also likes to fish in his spare time. His fishing partner, Josh Dahlin, says of Vasselli, "He is a poopy head. He always says he catches the fish even when I do!" - Tough crowd. Anyway, goodbye and see ya in May!!! Catch ya...
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