Good Evening, everyone. Goodbye Everyone. Oh, sorry. Crash and Switch Stevens are happy to present the 6th DUSK handbook, our grand collection of sound, happiness, love, peace, harmony, pants, watermelons, hyenas, and water buffalos.-oh yeah, and Josh Dahlins. We are very excited about this handbook. VERY EXCITED. DUSK added many people to the band this monty, including Jermaine and Ben Hirshfield. Lucas Hernandez provided some great help to the band, and Billy was an off and on member of the band. We also added the DOP report to the handbook this month, which is a hands-on report of incidents throughout the month where Camper 1(Barnaba) and Chaser 2(Parucki) run around and drive around like idiots and act like Bo and Luke from Dukes of Hazzard or something like that. Also, DUSKman, the new comic strip was thrown around. You'll see it in the future, along with the Evil Peanut Butterin Ben and Puckman. An exiting month indeed. Pants, Pants, Sorkys and all, a great month. With this in mind, and with our water buffalo in hand, the Stevens brothers proudly present to you the 6th DUSK handbook.



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A Visit to the Music Man


Sunday, May 26, 1996. 10pm


It started out simply, Matt Ptak and Barnaba set out to see Dahlin's OTHER band, CME. Parucki joined along and it became a lot of fun. Here is a chronology of the night's events...


9:30pm-Barnaba picks up Parucki
9:31pm-Barnaba and Parucki pick up Ptak.
9:50pm-The Three, as they will be called, arrive in the Music Man.
10:03pm-LME, Loser Music Express, begin playing.
10:32pm-"Bob", the rhythm guitarist, looks at the three kinda funny.
10:54pm-We're sitting here with a s load of f'n losers, watching Josh play with some more f'n losers. Ella Big Time. Sure Roar.
11:24pm-Bob,"(I had to)cut the beard. got sick of people asking me if I was Santa Claus. Sometimes I'd get nasty and say, 'Give me a *&*$#%* and I'll tell you!"
11:25pm-Bob's an F'n loser. Bob needs a bullet to the f'n head. I bet he has no friends(Ptak).
11:36pm-"Wipeout" Dahlin drum solo.
11:36pm-Josh is flipping s on the drums(Ptak)
11:57pm-Josh sings(atleast we think that was singing)
12:02am-Josh was Jones'n for a CL so he traded the F-1 and his drum set. Drum set-$15,000. F1-$2.79.
12:14-Couple totalling 150 years old danced on the floor. A bullet to their heads would be sufficient now.


Basic Bar Prices at the Music Man:
2 Sodas: $18.17
2 Waters: $4.45
1 Beer: 1 Stafford Loan, 30 cents
1 Shot Tequila:1 mountain bike, 2 hondas
Admission: 2 dollars



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The Monthly DOP Report

5/17/96-9:20pm-Investigation of Fireworks at Hamilton College.
5/18/96-12:08am-Investigation of loud music in Village.
5/18/96-1:02pm-Roadblock at Martin Luther home.
5/18/96-4:20pm-Investigation-Automatic alarm-High School.
5/21/96-4:19pm-Investigation-alarm at Track meet, high school. Female Head Injury.
5/21/96-11:18pm-Cop flies by DOP car near Nice and Easy in Clinton with lights.
5/22/96-4:21pm-Roadblock on 12B-Kirkland and State near Martin Luther.



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The DUSK Fun Page



Old Trivia Answers:
1. 1, but it takes an extra two hours for adjustments and leaks.
2.They both sleep with a jar of peanut butter.
3.They both pray to the trumpet Gods all the time.
4.All the time, obviously(look at the this handbook).
5. 3.26 and rising.
6.Just complete.

New Trivia
1.What does DOP stand for?
2.When did Dukes of Hazzard air?
3.How many people are now in the band.
4.Where are the new hats ordered from?
5.What was the biggest hit of 1964?
6.How high did Josh's LBT level get in May?



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New Update to the Chronology


M A Y 1 9 9 6

May 4, 1996-Band practices at the cave
May 15, 1996-Band hires Scott Hale as new trombonest
May 19, 1996-Scott Hale quits band
May 19, 1996-Schlist tells band 5 more weeks
May 19, 1996-Band practices at cave 7-9
May 20, 1996-Band practices after school
May 22, 1996-Band practices at cave 5:30-6:30.
May 23, 1996-Band practices after school until 3:30pm.
May 27, 1996-Band practices at Barnaba's house in front of family.



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Band Member of the Month

Jon Mroz



Our sincere congradulations to Jon Mroz, or Doc, or Zorm, our trumpet player. Doc has helped our band in countless ways, and we love him for that. The quiet member of the band, he adds so much to the band, yet is quiet during typical discussions. A good kid, Doc likes to play on the playground with the other DUSKmembers and loves to play in the snow. Seen making snow angels well after the other DUSK members are having hot cocoa, he has a knack for enjoying the beautiful winter time. We tried to interview him by calling his house at 2:20am, but no one answered and stuff. Oh well, hopefully, Jon will enjoy being band member of the month as he celebrates it by shoveling 400 pounds of manure for the town.


P.S.-seriously, we would like to thank Jon for all of his time and effort in the band. DUSK wouldn't be what it is today without his devotion.

Doc's favorite toaster companies:
1.Black & Deckar
2.General Electric
3.Panasonic
4.Santa Fe
5.Skippy
6.Philco
7.Dusk, Inc.











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