Shut your mouth, you fat slob. Shut yo agus!
Oh, he he, sorry. I'm on crack. Anyway, it
has been a while since our last roar. Lots of
things have happened. We wrote Being in
Motion, and Changes, and the new one, Bleu
Skies. That is misspelled, but I am way too
lazy to go back and change it. What Kev?
Ok. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah,
about our songs or something. They are
garbage, and Kevin and I are taking them to
the incenerator tonight after we finish the
update. Let's see. We are losers, we have
no friends. Oh wait, that is for the Canned
Ham newsletter. Did you see the news
tonight? On WUTR. We were on a lot, the
most coverage we have ever received. But it
is now time for Kevin and I to go back to
college. It has been a fun time and it will be
missed, but it is time to go slack off at
college again. But the band will continue,
and everything will be peachy. Until of course
Kevin and I steal all the money in the band
and move to Zimbab-oh, you shouldn't know
about that. I am running out of things to say.
DUSK rocks and may it continue to. "We
Rock the Rink".
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Band Meeting Minutes for 1/24/97
-Meeting called to order a
pizza.(cheese)
1.Josh will be busy at home
show. We must help.
-Kathy's mom's reunion July.
-Crash, Switch, Ben will be
present New Hartford.
2.New Songs-"Blue Skies"(Josh
wrote it); Dave becomes a
Grandmother.
3.Cans: Bowling Alley, Alteries,
Tavern, Hockey Table.
4.Doc is nominated for
attendance award.
-Meeting adjourned 4:49:41.23
DUSK.
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Upcoming Dates
Tuesday Jan.21-Basketball 6pm.
Saturday Jan.25-Colorguard Show.
Friday Jan.31-Hockey vs. NH 7:30pm.
Friday Feb.7-Hockey vs. RCH 7:30pm.
Saturday Feb.8-Hockey vs. Whitesboro.
Saturday Feb.8-Lisa's Birthday.
Tuesday Feb.11-Hockey Quarterfinals.
Friday Feb.14-Hockey Section 3 First Round.
Saturday Feb.15-Josh's Aunt-Fundraiser.
Tuesday Feb.18-Hockey Semifinals.
Saturday Feb.22-Heart Run and Walk in New
York Mills.
Saturday Feb.22-Hockey Section 3 finals.
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The DUSK Fun Page
Old Trivia Answers:
1. Wanda.
2. Quantum Leap.
3. The McDusk Burger.
4. What do I look like, Ben Young?
5. 543, 269.
6. A total of 164.
New Trivia:
1. How many friends does Kevin Parucki have?
2. How many friends does Dave Barnaba
have?
3. How many friends does Josh Dahlin have?
4. How many friends does Ben Young have?
5. How many friends does James Vasselli
have?
6. How many friends does the band as a
whole have?
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College Chat
Hi, and welcome to College Chat! This is the time where we talk about all the times that Kevin and Dave killed each other at college. It was terrible. Anyway, I don't know what to write anymore, so I'll just leave you with a big picture of an artichoke.
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Band Member of the Month
Bill Deforest Schlist
Our warm, sincere, happy, smelly, bloody, and
raunchy congratulations to Bill Schlist for being
named DUSK's fourth ever band member of the
month. A wonderful member of the band, his
playing has added much to the band. In his spare
time Bill enjoys swimming in the ocean. In fact,
there have been many a weekend when Bill
dropped everything, left, and flew to Georgia to
swim in the ocean. A man of few words and even
fewer friends, Bill does have a nice collection of
seashells and dead jellyfish if you care to see them.
But I wouldn't suggest it. Congrats, Billiam!
Favorite Water Pump Brands:
Bill's top five favorite fire hydrant
locations in Clinton:
1.1/3 a mile up Toggletown Road.
2.Utica St. and McBride.
3.Fountain Street and Chestnut.
4.Chenango Ave and Kirkland
Ave.
5.Mars.
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